- Title: The Undead Kama Sutra
- Author: Mario Acevedo
- ISBN: 9780060833282
- Page: 322
- Format: Paperback
Felix Gomez returned from the war in Iraq a changed man once a soldier, now forever a vampire So the undead underworld put his skills to work as a private detective, specializing in the sordid, the sexy, and the supernatural.After surviving aliens, nymphomaniacs, and x rated bloodsuckers, it s high time for a vacation Now the aliens are back in a fiendish conspiracy withFelix Gomez returned from the war in Iraq a changed man once a soldier, now forever a vampire So the undead underworld put his skills to work as a private detective, specializing in the sordid, the sexy, and the supernatural.After surviving aliens, nymphomaniacs, and x rated bloodsuckers, it s high time for a vacation Now the aliens are back in a fiendish conspiracy with the U.S government, and only Felix stands between them and the Earth women they covet But when an army hit man attacks Felix and the bodacious vampire sexpert, Carmen, not even the astonishing erotic powers of the Kama Sutra for the Undead may be able to save them.
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After unraveling a knot of pornographers, vampires, corrupt politicians and sleazy televangelists, Felix Gomez just wants to relax. He heads to Florida to chill with some of his vampire friends. Little does he know that he is headed to an epic confrontation between aliens and vampires.These books are, I think, entertaining but not all that memorable. I'm curious to see what happens to Felix so I keep reading. The mysteries are solid enough that I am constantly wondering what exactly is going on, [...]
Third book in the entertaining Felix Gomez vampire detective series. The second book set a high bar with strong character and character development as well as pushing the world with hints about vampire history and how certain vampire powers work. It also did away with the silly and poorly described alien plotline in the first book.This volume picks up the alien story and redeems it, but it's a straight procedural/action story; don't expect the same pontification or subtlety asX-Rated Bloodsucker [...]
I enjoyed this novel. Like the others in the series this book mostly stands on its own. (It doesn't really reference book 2X-Rated Blood Suckers but a few of the characters do show up from the first in the series. Interesting plot twists, and written well enough to bring me back for book 4. (Note to those afraid of Another Vampire Novel withGraphicsexdon't worry, while the main character may have sex, it is not the point of the book.)
I’ve just finished reading an advanced copy of The Undead Kama Sutra by Mario Acevedo. I absolutely loved it! I think it is the best in this series. A wonderful mystery. I feel like Felix is finally coming into his own. If you like P.N. Elrod’s Jack Fleming you will love Felix.
This is my least favorite so far from the series. It has a lot of fun twists, but the story seems forced and uninspired for much of the novel.Still, this is a fun story, bringing together alien abductions, daring rescue attempts with stolen helicopters and mad car chases, and of course vampires, the modern sort that is taking on the challenges of vampire life by trying to develop new technologies and understanding to make vampire life easier and more pleasant. There are several sex scenes, which [...]
This book redeemed itself a little. I got about 100 pages in with only 2 mentions of his kundalini noir which I think is the only reason I get reading it. It was refreshing to see some of the characters from the first book. Towards the end however it got a little heavy with mentioning kundalini noir which was irritating. To see my point on this, please see my review of the second book in this series.
This was a fun, light read. Great for passing the time.
It's hard to resist a book titled The Nymphos of Rocky Flats. That's what prompted me to read it eight years ago, and the story inside -- a vampire private detective investigates an outbreak of nymphomania at a governmental research facility -- made it clear that it was a "Does what it says on the box!" sort of story. Each book that followed in the series has a similar title and premise (X-Rated Bloodsuckers was about a murdered porn star/vampire), and they were fun reads, even if they weren't t [...]
The last time I went to a library book sale I found myself near the end of my stay browsing around in the science fiction section. I’ve learned from long experience that doing this is a mistake as inevitably I will find myself filled to maximum carrying capacity with random novels that “look interesting.” The Undead Kama Sutra is a novel that I obtained in just this way by force of the “What the is that?” factor alone.Sadly, Acevedo’s novel is like a gluttonous man at a buffet who ca [...]
Since the folks at EOS were kind enough to send me a copy ofThe Undead Kama Sutra , I felt that I should extend them the same courtesy and read the book. This is the third book in Mario Acevedo'sFelix Gomezdetective series, but I don't believe that it is necessary to have had read the first 2 books (something I haven't done yet).I'm not sure who this series is marketed towards, but it sure isn't me. I feel that the target audience for these books are the 14-17 year-old adolescent boy demographic [...]
For a novel called “The Undead Kama Sutra,” you’d expect this to be a fun read in that guilty-pleasure sort of way.Unfortunately, that’s just not the case with the latest installment in the Felix Gomez series. Gomez is a former soldier who was turned to a vampire in Iraq. He comes home and becomes a sort of supernatural private investigator who had previous encounters with aliens in area 51. His latest escapades find him searching for the mythical undead kama sutra that is supposed to ha [...]
The 3rd book in the Felix Gomez series. About a former solider who was turned into a vampire in Iraq. He returns home and becomes a PI. There is a network of vampires who band together and help each other out, or if not possible, get rid of the evidence of their existence. Humans are not allowed into the secret unless they are blood donors called 'Chalices'.The series opened with aliens, and in this book they are back. They are now kidnapping and selling human females off planet as pets, and the [...]
One of the most suggestive things about this book is the title. If you're expecting blow-by-blow vampire sex scenes a la Laurell Hamilton or Christine Feehan (not that there's anything wrong with them), this is probably not for you.That said, this is very suggestive, an adult book, that just happens to be about vamps, aliens and the Kama Sutra. It's a hoot.Felix Gomez is a vamp who prefers Type A, is a detective, and has two cases land in his lap while on vacation. An ex-infantry grunt who got b [...]
Vampires, aliens, and government conspiracies, oh my! Felix Gomez has his hands full in this entry in the series. Another enjoyable romp.
This book tops each of the two that preceded it - imaginative, funny, sometimes salacious but usually in a relatively tame way, with some real emotion in the character development. I didn't give it a fifth star for two reasons: one, some of the "horny vampire detective" schtick is getting repetitive - I hope Mr. Acevedo comes up with a way to freshen it next time out - and two, this story ends with a cliffhanger; the title should have included a phrase like "part one." But, like its predecessors [...]
This is the third book in Acevedo's Felix Gomez vampire detective series, and I'd have to say it comes third in order of quality (with the first one being the best). What I liked about the first book especially is that Felix really struggled with being a vampire, what that means and what is required of a vampire to survive - the conflict between the supernatural and his remaining humanity. This one had very little of that, although it had some of Gomez questioning himself, even as a vampire. The [...]
Acevedo has such a fun and spirited style about his writing. Is it ludicrous plots and outrageous twists on reality? Heck yeah! But the biting- ha ha, pun intended- edge to the main character P.I. Felix Gomez is engaging and feels like a throw back to another era. Since this is a vampire novel, I should clarify that by another era, I mean that of gum shoes and dolly faces, not of knights and crusades. Supporting characters are bold and entertaining. There's no getting bored when you're following [...]
I violated one of my prime rules for reading series stories. I always read them in order. In this case, I found only this book so I read it and here it is the story is about Felix Gomez a detective and vampire who is on a case for the Araeneum the international organization of the undead. the story starts out with kind of a film noire flavor; a leisurely river raft ride following the exploits of our undead detective and about half way through the book the river picks up speed and you are in thun [...]
The rating system on GR is failry limited, so while it looks like I've rated all Mario Acevedo books equally, they are not, in fact, equal. This one, for example, is much better then the second one and is much more on par and also plot wise conected to the first book in the series. I think Acevedo must have realized that the way to make these books work is to not take them seriously or make them serious (mistake with the second book), at all. And so this is just light entertainment with a murder [...]
It has been a while since I cracked the pages of a Felix Gomez mystery. It took a chapter or two for me to get back into the flow of things but the story took off at a great pace. I soon found myself burning through the pages and glad that I had picked this book up. Having felt slightly burned out on Vampire stories I was glad that Felix (a vampire) is a character you can quickly grow to like. He may drink, and swear and have sex on the brain but at least he has moralsrt of.He finds himself jugg [...]
If you are looking for a series that you can really sink your teeth into look no further than Mario Acevedos Felix Gomez series. This is like the third in the series and a person could read these out of order but they may find themselves missing out on a few details from the previous books. In this installment Gomez, the vampire private investigator, is searching for the undead Kama Sutra when he is called upon by a dying alien to help him find the person that killed him. With aliens, vampires a [...]
This book was a bit of a dissapointment. When I think of the word "undead" with "kama sutra" i think if crazy vampire sex, NOT at all what this book was about. This book was about a detective who is on a mission to save earth women. He had to hunt aliens with the help of his vampire freinds. He got involved in politics, the govern't, and golf. The most memorable part of the book is about the bum who helped him get washed up. there was NO Crazy vampire sex. The only thing that redeems this book i [...]
Not as good as the earlier books. This one involves aliens, vampires, and humans, but really it seems to be a book about people floundering and not being very good at their jobs. I think it was a little over the top in regards to what was going on and how things were done. Felix seemed to be just going through the motions of doing his job, and really he seemed like he didn't really know what he was doing. I think this was a little blah. I'm reading WEREWOLF SMACKDOWN now, but if it doesn't get m [...]
The third in Acevedo's undead P.I. series, this one goes farther into the outrageous than ever before. Combining Vampires, werewolves, extraterrestrials, and a government conspiracy, Acevedo sets his hero, Felix Gomez, up to take on the world, and other worlds, as he has to find the killer of his alien friend from "Nymphos of Rocky Flats", track down the legendary book of the Undead Kama Sutra, and somehow save the earth women from an unknown but very powerful enemy. This series is action packed [...]
The third in Acevedo's undead P.I. series, this one goes farther into the outrageous than ever before. Combining Vampires, werewolves, extraterrestrials, and a government conspiracy, Acevedo sets his hero, Felix Gomez, up to take on the world, and other worlds, as he has to find the killer of his alien friend from "Nymphos of Rocky Flats", track down the legendary book of the Undead Kama Sutra, and somehow save the earth women from an unkown but very powerful enemy. This series is action packed, [...]
I was a bit leery of reading the third book in a series that I hadn’t read the previous two books. But I am glad I read this. Even if the reader is completely unfamiliar with what has happened in the previous two books, the author skillfully gives you the information without if feeling heavy handed or over the top. Felix doesn’t seem to be the typical vampire and his working for the vampire head council gives it more of a detective feel. I really enjoyed the book and I will be getting the ot [...]
Wow - erotic vampires! Pretty cool I thought - the erotica is pretty tame - ever read erotic tales of sleeping beauty? Now THAT is erotic! Still not bad though - it was fun and a lot of good action. These vampires are a little more vulerable than others I've seen. I'm going to read the rest. Tristan - I think you'll really love this one but read his others first. I'm on X-rated Blood suckers right now - it explains a lot.
another occult detective. Lots of cleaver pulp fiction dialogue, thin on character/plot development. Light readingI tried to give this author a chance but I just couldn't get into his vampire character or the story so I quit at less than a quarter of the way into it. Just far too many strained humorous quips every other sentence. Would make a good comic book but as a novel, even a pulp fiction novel it sucked.
Check out my other listens at Eargasms Audiobook ReviewsAnother great mystery for Felix Gomez!! Hysterical! I love Carmen she is a real fireball! Not crazy about the ending. I like things settled and this left you hanging about a major character. I hate that. Now I have to jump into the next book! Good thing I don't have to wait for it, that would really set me off!
As absurd as the subject matter and treatment might be the author keeps the reader engaged. This was a fun novel. it roars along and provides some thrills and chuckles. I would have given it a higher rating with a more satisfying resolution.if you like urban fantasy and have time to kill give this one a go.
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