An alternate cover edition can be found here.This world is full of coincidenceI said it was full of pervs with a boner for pubescent kids, murderers lurking in the shadows, and God awful things I didn t care to think about.God I didn t know if I qualified to say that any How did things get so out of control, so messy I was normal, once Put on my bra one arms strAn alternate cover edition can be found here.This world is full of coincidenceI said it was full of pervs with a boner for pubescent kids, murderers lurking in the shadows, and God awful things I didn t care to think about.God I didn t know if I qualified to say that any How did things get so out of control, so messy I was normal, once Put on my bra one arms strap at a time, laced my Converses from bottom to top just like everyone else Granted it was a slightly different version of normal a little too far left of kosher, maybe But before all of this twistedness happened, I was me I was a little ignorant, a little na ve I was whatever my social network profile said But I hadn t updated it in, like, three months, soThree months ago, I was the girl who wore her hair in a saggy ponytail, the girl with the stutter I despised my mom s cooking, gamed too much, and laughed at all my dad s jokes even when they were corny as hell I d never been kissed or gotten into trouble I was Mikayla Blake, human, prone to fuckups and mishaps No , no less.Three months ago, my new life started And nothing s been coincidence since.
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Author: Sharde Richardson
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Bio in 140 characters or less Somewhere in the cosmic collision of life, God saw fit to make another Alabamian.The nitty An Alabamian who loves cheese and life She works in a nursing home and steals stories from the elderly in exchange for sponge baths Next year her debut YA novel, Watched, will be released.The nitty gritty She grew up in the South Almost as far south as you can get She says things like y all and ain t and shut the front door which is or less an expression of shock She married a giant man and they have one, semi giant son who s sometimes called Cluckey or The Child During the daytime hours she works in a nursing home with the elderly Side note She wants to inform you never, under any circumstances, be late for a sponge bath or try to take their dentures The elderly are very protective of their dentures At night, she churns out stories and conspires to take over the world from the confines of her computer room.Some quick and dirty facts 1 She once severed her pinky toe and had it sewn back on 2 Her worst vice is the use of four letter words In public Around children Rest assured, she is getting a handle on this 3 Since sixteen, she s had over thirty speeding tickets She s twenty four and counting, by the way 4 Her wisdom teeth are intact 5 She s had several affairs on her husband All were with dairy products and various forms of cheese 6 Sharde is lactose intolerant 7 She likes to visit cemeteries 8 One year, Sharde won a trip to Hawaii by guessing the mystery flavor of a Starburst 9 Sometimes she buys groceries barefoot 10 She is neither an Alabama nor Auburn College football fan 11 Sharde once wet her pants in a Chinese restaurant after laughing at one of her husband s jokes 12 As a kid, her favorite TV show was Bonanza Ah, the joys of being reared by grandparents 13 She s an American without all the fancy prefixes 14 There are random notes all over her house with unfinished scenes from stories Or from her dreams 15 Sometimes she eavesdrops on other people s conversations to make her dialogue sound authentic 16 She write stories that she likes to read She knows that this is selfish 17 Sharde laughs at gore Case in point The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 film was another instance in which she wet her pants 18 No other voice but Sam Elliot s could narrate her life.