The ASBO Fairy Tales

Sit back, relax and allow Hans Christian Asbosen to tell you fantastical stories of far away lands Once upon a time there lived Hansel and Britney and their trail of Wotsits, Jack and the Weedstalk, Snow White and the Seven Dads and Bling erella Not quite as traditional as first glance might suggest, these hilarious reworkings of traditional classics are a wonderfullySit back, relax and allow Hans Christian Asbosen to tell you fantastical stories of far away lands Once upon a time there lived Hansel and Britney and their trail of Wotsits, Jack and the Weedstalk, Snow White and the Seven Dads and Bling erella Not quite as traditional as first glance might suggest, these hilarious reworkings of traditional classics are a wonderfully acerbic look at today s society The ASBO Fairy Tales are fantastically packaged to resemble a traditional book of fairy stories, with great comic illustrations of the unique characters There s Little Red Riding Hoodie, the Crack Piper of Camden, mistakenly enlisted to rid London of its rats, and Sleep In Beauty, who is cursed with an addiction to fairydust.
The ASBO Fairy Tales Sit back relax and allow Hans Christian Asbosen to tell you fantastical stories of far away lands Once upon a time there lived Hansel and Britney and their trail of Wotsits Jack and the Weedstalk S

  • Title: The ASBO Fairy Tales
  • Author: Hans Christian Asbosen
  • ISBN: 9781782432548
  • Page: 446
  • Format: Paperback
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    About the Author

    Hans Christian Asbosen

    Chris Pilbeam aka Hans Christian Asbosen is a London based writer and journalist who discovered the lost works of author Hans Christian Asbosen I was minding my business, poking through a pile of old rave tapes at a car boot sale, when I found a yellowed old book nestled between Dreamscape 13 and World Dance 23 As I turned the book s yellowed pages, I found myself in an enchanted and mysterious world a world where talking cats injured themselves for compensation where lost children found houses made of fried chicken where gigantic weed plants towered up from back gardens into giants castles in the sky and where a prince climbed up his beloved s hair extensions to help himself to her jewellery I had stumbled upon a work long presumed lost Asbosen s fairy tales I haggled the seller a wizened old man with a twinkle in his eye down to three quid and placed the book in my bag to take home with me As I left the stall I turned to thank the wizened old man, but he had mysteriously disappeared His wife claimed that he d gone to the pub, but I sensed magic at work.

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    • Len said:
      Oct 18, 2018 - 09:43 AM

      It started quite well, but ended up revolving around "alcohol and weed" kind of jokes so it's not very interesting.

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